good person= losing keys. this does not add up correctly...

So today was Halloween. and i was so excited. i got all dressed up and went to a few parties. had very little fun. ended up babysitting drunks all night. so the end of the night comes and me and the only other sober person there go to start taking people to their rooms when i realize my phone and keys/ID are gone. panic. so me and the other guy start to retrace out steps and we eventually found my phone. YAY! we walked the ENTIRE path from the last moment i had my keys to when i realized they were gone. no keys OR ID. lucky my dorm key and student ID were the only things in my red change purse, but I love that change purse and its a $60 charge for new keys and ID. $60 that i dont have. yay. so i take care of my friends and do the right thing by making sure they are ok, have a not so fun night so that my friends could have a great one, and what do i get? lost keys. thanks to the other sober guy (who was great and really helpful), i'm back in my room. so i have to pay him back because he paid for me to sleep in my own room tonight. first i have to find him tho...